MEMO #070602E
FROM: THE CITY OFFICE FOR SAFER MUSICOVEHICULAR OPERATION
TO: ALL OTHER DEPENDENT MSB DEPARTMENTS
Reports have recently come to the attention of the COSMO Director that an individual can gravely strain his throat if he is driving on the freeway with no passengers and listening to Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
Particularly after the key change.
COSMO researchers are currently investigating methods of avoiding serious injury. Until a successful strategy is determined, please forward all consumer questions and complaints to the Customer Service Department, which has recently been merged with the Song and Dance Division (see Notice #440).
Thank you for your cooperation.
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